Deck the halls with naughty words. These 2x2 inch fused glass ornaments spell out five choice profanities in a cheerful checkered pattern because sometimes "Season's Greetings" just doesn't cut it.
Each square features bold letters on colorful glass tiles that look like a very inappropriate game of Scrabble. Pick your favorite swear or collect them all—BOOB, BUTT, FART, FUCK, and POOP are all equally offensive to uptight relatives and equally delightful to everyone else.
What You Get:
- One fused glass swear word ornament (sold separately)
- 2 inches x 2 inches
- Weighs 1.6 oz
- Metal ornament hook included
- Your choice of colorway (each word comes in multiple color combos)
The Details: Hang it on your tree, in your office, or anywhere you want to add a little profanity-laced cheer. These aren't fragile—they're solid fused glass that can handle being packed away with your other decorations without shattering like your patience during the holidays.
Perfect for white elephant gifts, coworkers with a sense of humor, or your own personal collection of things that spark joy and make your mother-in-law uncomfortable.
Handmade glass. Fully intentional language. Zero apologies.